Archive for October, 2008

October 27, 2008

“A Letter to Ensign Aubrey Moore, USN”

Ensign Moore,

Facebook said:

Aubrey Moore changed her Work information.

Facebook didn’t say:

You graduated from Officer Candidate School. Your heart now longs to be covered with golden wings, and then to fly fighter jets on and off giant nuclear ships. You will have great adventures; you will wear a uniform with pride swelling your chest.

Facebook said:

Aubrey Moore and Chris Dini are no longer in a relationship.

Facebook didn’t say:

I know what it didn’t say as well as you. Did you know the price of your golden wings when you first asked for them?

I did not. I hope they’re worth it.

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